Friday, October 1, 2010

Lets Ship Them To Tiera Del Fuego

I was shocked yesterday to hear that the Mexican government blames the violence in the northern border cities of Mexico on the US because they say we are shipping the criminals back to the border. They want us to give them air tickets to their home town instead. So, their inability to keep criminals from traveling north and into the US makes it our fault that they have crime at the border.

Well, for once I agree with them...at least as far as the solution.... Maybe we should take them a bit further south, however, right down to the Straights of Magellan. It would take a long time for them to get back north and possibly they would not live to finish the trip. But even if they did, their crime sprees would be spread out all across South America and Mexico so that some of those countries might be inclined to help with the problem.

Another solution would be to give them a parachute and dump them over their hometown so that the plane wouldnt have to land. I expect few of them would want to return, even if they survived the trip home.

A third possibility is to ship them down to Brother Hugo. Let him feed them.

Jim Isbell
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